Jokes by Joel

  Jokes by Joel - A Pope and A Lawyer Walk Into A ... Jan 14 - Purify Yourself "I like to start with something funny. I heard about these two men—the Pope and a lawyer. They died on the same day and went to heaven. Peter met them at the gate and said, “Follow me. I’ll take you to your homes.”   "Peter dropped the Pope off at a small wood-frame house. It had one bed, one table—nothing fancy. Then he took the lawyer to this magnificent house. It was huge, had a big swimming pool, and a large backyard. The lawyer was overwhelmed. He said, “Peter, how did I manage to get this spectacular place when the Pope only got a small one?” Peter said, “We have dozens of Popes, but you’re the first lawyer.”   😂😂 All right, y’all, just a joke!   You will find this Joke by Joel at the beginning of his 28min message: "Purify Yourself:  To hear Joel Osteen's entire message "Purify Yourself", click: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQYlZp8hfC0 In this message, Joel ...

  Jokes by Joel - Three Gifts for Elderly Mother Jan 11 - The Joshua Generation "I like to start with something funny... "I heard about these three sons that left home, went out, and prospered. They got back together to talk about the gifts they had bought for their elderly mother. The first son said, “I built Mom a big house.” The second said, “I got her a fancy car.” The third said, “Since Mother loves to read the Bible but can barely see, I got her a specially trained parrot that can quote the entire Bible.” "A few weeks later, they received a letter from their mother. She said, “Milton, the house you built me is way too big. Gerald, the car you got me is way too small. But my dearest Donald, your simple gift is my favorite. The chicken was delicious.”   😂😂😂 You will find this Joke by Joel at the beginning of Joel Osteen's 28min message "The Joshua Generation". You can listen to Message # 792 "The Joshua Generation" by clicking here:  https:...